This month, host Elissa Washuta keeps things running as efficiently as a Catholic schoolyard; Johnathan Calavitta steps through the fourth wall, Leah Kaminsky has a few things to say about the fourth grade, anti-Sarah Erickson walks the uncanny valley, Anthony Manganaro skips the part about the orgy, and guest reader Johnny Horton pursues a confederate colonel to the island of Capri.
